Nipples the Clown
10-31-2006, 10:15 AM
Davie, FL (Reuters) --Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed
nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban
immediately
suspended practice and police and federal investigators were called.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again this season.
nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban
immediately
suspended practice and police and federal investigators were called.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again this season.