college football facts

[Steveo 90]

i thought some of you might enjoy this


Here are some observations regarding the condition of various college football programs, including two Florida schools. Read 'em and weep!!!

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>(1) What does the average Michigan player get on his SATs?
> ......Drool.
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>(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
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>........ A full set of teeth.
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>(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
> .Grease her hips and push.
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>(4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
> ........Pay him for the pizza.
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>(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
> .....There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
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>(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
> .Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

>(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami ( Fla ) football player's
>life? . .......His freshman year.
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>(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
>........None. That's a sophomore course.
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>(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
> ....... Durham , North Carolina . He knew that the police would never
>look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
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>(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
> .....You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
>picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
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