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Toad
09-21-2005, 05:32 PM
Chinese company names condoms after Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky

Associated Press
Posted September 21 2005, 9:30 AM EDT

BEIJING -- A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president.

Spokesman Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group said the company was handing out 100,000 free Clinton and Lewinsky condoms as part of a promotion to raise consumer awareness of its new products.

He said that after the promotion ends, the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan -- $3.72 U.S. -- for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at $2.35 for the same quantity.

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus.

"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," he said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."

Liu said the company did not believe using the Clinton and Lewinsky names constituted a violation of copyright or other laws.

"We have received full approval from the local Industrial and Commercial Bureau to start production," he said.

Clinton has campaigned aggressively for heightened AIDS awareness in China, where the disease is spreading rapidly.

In impeachment proceedings conducted by the U.S. Senate in 1999, he was acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice. The charges stemmed from denials he made about a sexual relationship he maintained with Lewinsky, a former White House intern.

happydad
09-21-2005, 05:39 PM
This ironic, cause if Clinton used a condom there would have been no stained dress, no impeachment, and probably a third term for him. :o

Toad
09-21-2005, 05:42 PM
This ironic, cause if Clinton used a condom there would have been no stained dress, no impeachment, and probably a third term for him. :o

Can you imagine how this is going over in Clinton's household today? I bet the Ice Queen is on a rampage!

jzt
09-21-2005, 08:05 PM
Can you imagine how this is going over in Clinton's household today? I bet the Ice Queen is on a rampage!


I would hope that she has developed a sense of humor by now. It would be better for her health.

rogelah
09-22-2005, 03:54 PM
For the record, it is schlong not slong. There are also schlort and schlendium.

Schlong comes from German for snake...schlange. :D

Here's a more lengthy explanation (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlong&b=1)

Hilly
09-22-2005, 04:30 PM
Schwing! That comes from Wayne's World. It could possibly be German also.

Toad
09-22-2005, 08:29 PM
For the record, it is schlong not slong. There are also schlort and schlendium.

Schlong comes from German for snake...schlange. :D

Here's a more lengthy explanation (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlong&b=1)

As you wish and interesting. I edited the title on the original post, but it does not change on the home page. Any way you spell it the Chinese love his large American penis (South Park reference).

Tubby
09-22-2005, 09:07 PM
....... I edited the title on the original post, but it does not change on the home page.....


I corrected the spelling. However ispell did not agree.

rogelah
09-22-2005, 09:34 PM
In German schwingen is the verb to swing or to oscillate. Perhaps Schwing (Germans capitalize nouns) means a swing or an oscillator.